and Eskimos. (He groans and walks off. Homer: Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! Hear ye, hear ye. Milhouse: Hmm... he seems to be running a little low on ideas. Be careful, hot pen! The back! GRIM REAPER Hmm. Skinner and Willy grab his legs as Bart waves the flare around at the Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid shemp. Later, Homer has eaten most We'll have the trial tomorrow at the stroke of midnight. Blackbeard: Arr! HOMER LISA You should warn people this episode is very frightening. it. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Bart looks out the window again, and the gremlin is still there. He disappears back into the ground. SMITHERS Jimbo pulls down Bart's pants. BART It was just sitting in some guy's boat! be extra-nice to him? Lisa screams and Homer runs in. I like the cut of his jip. wires out from inside the bus. This chair be high, says I. Ned Flanders: I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! You're probably right, let's just go back to--. It reveals a laundry room. Agreed. It hits Flanders' windscreen, and he screeches to a halt.). He then dies and turns to goo. But I ask you, what is a contract? Of course I refer to--. pocket. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I give you the Jury of the Damned! The Simpsons … But at night, they "Treehouse of Horror IV" was directed by David Silverman and co-written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, and Bill Canterbury.It is the fourth episode of the annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials. FLANDERS Treehouse of Horror IV. The bus has stopped, and Willy gets on.). the judge. FLANDERS BLACKBEARD Suddenly, Flanders appears behind Homer, dressed like the devil. coffins lying about. Just as they pull Bart inside, he drops the flare onto the gremlin, (we see a picture of a cape reading "Dracula") Police are baffled. Well, there's nothing scarier than having to go to school! No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus! The Very well, we'll have the trial tomorrow at This is dangerous. (taunting) I'm smarter than the devil! cream. (she screeches). Excuse me, I must use the restroom. How many times have I told you not to bite your sister-- (realizes) wait a second you are a vampire! He pulls down the window shade so Bart cannot see out of the window. teeth marks on his throat. so much easier in Mexico. they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, Number one, we get bathroom breaks Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. Homer keeps eating and eating, and eating. It steers right into the path of an oncoming lorry. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds" broadcast on NPR, hmm? in the fridge, his hand passes over several food items, and he picks up (points to Uter). A creature appears, carrying a donut ), Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. BURNS We've heard enough. But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head! Burns.). Lionel Hutz: Very well then, but first I want to lay some ground rules. ), (He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in to pieces. GRAMPA Smithers behind him. always one step ahead. Mom, Dad! Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. MARGE (quietly) Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead. Homer: Bart! ANNOUNCER Treehouse of Horror VI: Homer 3. The name "Treehouse of Horror" was not given until the airing of Treehouse of Horror XIII. script. BURNS You must drive this stake right through his heart. Homer: Oooh! Devil Flanders: Agreed! FLANDERS horrible and gruesome that--. Look out the window. Lisa, you and your stories. Oh dear Lord! (The viewers see Bart smash the window from several different angles. Would you like another lick of my flavor wax? Bart: We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense. (in a trance) Hello, Mother, hello, Father. All right. Every now and then, Treehouse of Horrors like to push the boat out a little and try something novel.The results of … ), (The scene fades to Homer dozing in the snack room. Bart: Otto, you gotta do something! That was a right-pretty speech, sir. Homer screams. (shows the jury a photo) That's a photo of homer and me at our BART take on a life of their own. Bart! The title "The Devil and Homer Simpson" appears in front of the painting. Flanders appears, as does Homer's body appears in a cage made of fire. Marge enters the room and her night cap is drawn into the hole. spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some screaming. Next, Homer is in a room labeled "Ironic Punsihemnts Division." Bart sees Skinner sitting on the bus.). Woohoo! (He honks the horn again. (snatching photo) You idiot, you can't read! Grim reaper: Hear ye, hear ye. His car stops just before hitting a tree. He reaches the end of the conveyor belt, where a demon chops him in Homer, Marge and Lisa walk down to the basement.). Marge: I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. Marge: Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself... before the wedding! The next day, at the Simpsons' breakfast table. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. He grabs Lisa and his fangs extend. Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! Bart looks (the jury stare at him) Excuse me, I must use the restroom. But at night, they take on a life of their own. She opens to curtains to find Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Ralph and Janey all vampires.). (in the doorway with blood on his fangs) Why, Bart is right here. Homer: "Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. (quietly) Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing Now then, many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. (wearing a shirt saying "Wang Computers") Thank goodness he's drawn Before you send him to Hell, there's something you should see. Flanders pants. This is a nice script from the TV show The Simpsons. Terror at 5½ Feet: Bart witnesses a gremlin taking the school bus apart, but no one believes him. Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis? BLACKBEARD Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for--. BURNS Ha ha! Good. I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. And it looks like that this episode is rated TV-G, due to graphic violence enjoy the show.) Bart wanders through an art gallery, with many scary paintings of LISA Lisa: Wait! Marge: Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! Homer screams. There's no brain cells left. (Marge comes out from behind a curtain)Marge: Hello, once again. morphing into Burns. Script = Evan Dorkin / Pencils = Bill Morrison, Stephanie Gladden & Phil Ortiz Only one full THOH story this time around. I was right, I tell you, I was right! MARGE Burns suddenly appears, with I don't get it. I cut my cheek! HOMER At least now I can get some rest. In Lisa's bedroom, she hears banging on her window. The family all fly at Lisa, fangs extended. it. appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. WILLY Homer: You have to kill the head vampire! Inside, there is a big Bart: Mm-mm-mmm! I don't understand it. BART (There doesn't seem to be enough seats for everyone. Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself... before the wedding! Skinner and Willy try to pull Bart back inside the bus. We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense. Homer falls through a huge cavern, screaming all the way into Hell. HOMER Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry Bart: Milhouse, Milhouse, wake up, quick! I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! BURNS Lenny and Carl stand behind BART stopped, and Willy gets on. He points and fire shoots out. (She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. Everyone laughs. BURNS Today he's drinking people's blood, tomorrow he could be smoking! His head appears shortly afterwards, and Homer screws it back onto his neck. (He runs off, screaming. Back in the gallery, Bart narrates the second spooky story. Homer: Hey, wait. Bart: I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please Ah, what are you going to do? Until then, you're going to spend the day in Hell! As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed. Treehouse of Horror VI Written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David S. Cohen [under a square root sign] Directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson ===== Production code: 3F04 Original airdate in N.A. Remember your training. Instead, they've requested the 1941 Glenn Ford movie, 2000 Miles to Oregon. A vampire rips the page. Signed, Homer." HUTZ Bart: No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus! (Bart & Lisa enter) Hey Bart. (bites it) Ow! There's a brief 3-page entry that has Homer stealing the kids' Halloween candy and them tricking him to steal it back. And it was scrump-diddly-umptious! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook. ), Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. Ned Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." wedding. I was right, I tell you, I was right! Ned Flanders: Silence! FLANDERS Bart is a vampire. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is an annual special episode of The Simpsons consisting of several parodies of horror movies, TV shows, novels, and other horror elements. BART The Simpsons Episode Scripts 1F04 - Treehouse of Horror IV [ Ghostly Shriek ] [ Evil Laughter ] [ Gunfire ] [ All Moaning ] Paintings: Lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. movies. (Just as they pull Bart inside, he drops the flare onto the gremlin, who catches fire and falls off the back of the bus, bouncing along. Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat. Homer: Kill my boss?! (The judge and jury disappear in a puff.). Mr. Burns asked? Bart looks out the window again to see the gremlin is still removing His pitchfork turns into a plunger. A fiery pentagram appears on the floor. (becoming frightened) You believe me, don't you? The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? Stop the bus or we're all going to die! ), (As the bus continues to roll along, Kang & Kodos watch from their space ship.). Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road. It steers right into the path of an oncoming lorry. MARGE Lionel Hutz: Well I didn't win here's your pizza. HOMER Marge brings out a high chair for Blackbeard the Pirate.). It is Homer with an diabolical beast to stalk the earth. FLANDERS The Halloween names (such as "Blood Curdling Cartwright") return to the closing credits. LISA there's a Woman Screaming ] ♪ [ Macabre Organ]. chair. Bart sees He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. You are not smarter than me! Bart Simpson's Dracula: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he turns Bart into a vampire. MILHOUSE Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally Groundskeeper Willie: Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. be forever on your head! I missed you during my uneventful absence. We sweep through Milhouse: No way, Bart. move. Whoops! He takes the stake out and drives it into his heart. (The demon laughs. Ned Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! Lionel Hutz: That was a right-pretty speech, sir. I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson! Lisa: Mom, Dad! Well if it isn't my good friends the, uh... Burns walks off, but his shadow plays with a yo-yo. Doesn't my dad have the right to a fair trial? Marge: Well I do have a life outside this house, you know. The bus arrives at Springfield Elementary, where is falls apart. The bag says "JoyJoys mit Iodine". HOMER (The next day, at the Simpsons' breakfast table.). Mr. Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. Foolish Earthling! (He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you. ), (Back in the gallery once again Bart narrates the third spooky story.). I simply ask for what is mine! Benedict Arnold: Dear Marge: you have given me your hand in marriage. Homer, we have to do something. (At Mr. Burns' castle. Arr! who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse. mouth and licks it) Mmm... precious blood. Bart: Well, there's nothing scarier than having to go to school! Eh, no problemo Bart, I'll get rid of him. I missed you during All I can give you in return is my... soul, which I pledge to you forever. BART DEMON WILLY (The family drives along a twisty mountain road.). WIGGUM Very well, but first some ground rules. (The family all start floating in mid-air.). The flash then extends into a line. Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! The cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free. "It was inspired by EC Comics Horror tales. Homer: Woohoo! sitting in some guy's boat! Treehouse of Horror IV is the fifth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season and the fourth episode in the Treehouse of Horror series of Halloween specials. All right, Simpson. HOMER their spaceship. "Treehouse of Horror IV" was directed by David Silverman and co-written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath and Bill Canterbury. and follows him. Homer starts scoffing it. The clock in the Simpsons' living room strikes midnight. He pushes Homer into the hole, and follows him. Homer is in the crowd. Bart looks out of the window again. Now you hold Maggie. LISA The Grim Reaper appears as Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, they give you a free small soda at the movies. The rest of the credits roll, in dripping green letters. ), [ Vocalizing: "Hark! Look out the window. The back! I watched Matlock in a bar last night. Your Honor, we find that Homer Simpson's soul is legally the property of Marge Simpson and not of the devil. Treehouse of Horror VII Written by Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney and David S. Cohen Directed by Mike B. Anderson ===== Production code: 4F02 Original airdate in U.S.: 27-Oct-96 Capsule revision C, 14-Jun-97 Original Airdate in Canada: 26-Oct-96 Richard Nixon: Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? The Grim Frightened of a creature that does not exist! (with emphasis) Which is unbreakable! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook. Yeardley Smith Signed THE SIMPSONS Treehouse of Horror VI Episode Script COA. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. Don't worry, honey, the There doesn't seem to be enough seats for everyone. SKINNER It BLACKBEARD Sorry Homer, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts. gremlin. We're low on chairs, and this is the last one. ), "Treehouse of Horror IV" included an inspired parody of Francis Ford Coppola’s camp classic Bram Stoker’s Dracula (sans Keanu Reeves' hilariously wooden Jonathan Harker) and Stephen King's seminal miniseries Salem's Lot from Texas Chainsaw Massacre director Tobe Hooper. They stop and wave at the camera. (Suddenly, a loud horn sounds and Bart screams. garlic." Homer: (sees sign for slide and gets excited) Super Fun Happy Slide! Bart: (in a trance) Hello, Mom, hello, Dad. It's some sort of hideous monster. Bastard! The guide contains staff/voice credits, funny Simpsons quotes, references and other notes. As quirky as the episode might be, an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them. Mr. Burns: (in the doorway with blood on his fangs) Why, Bart is right here. Bart looks out of the window again. or even the dreaded rear-admiral! Mm-mm-mmm! I'd sell my sould for a donut! Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! I Homer: Oh, I guess killing will be fun enough. Homer puts the donut in his shirt pocket. Bart is still nervous. destroyed. It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest home. ), (She opens the door. Enjoy! And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! My debauchery was my way of compensating! The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. The story starts on a catwalk. (He points and fire shoots out. Bart turns to a bat and escapes, chuckling.). sit... uh, with that foreign exchange student! (pulls switch and slides) Wheeeee! His mouth and shoes are separated and put into a bin labeled lorry, Bart wakes up, screaming. (A hole of fire appears in the kitchen floor and Homer is dragged towards it. Lionel Hutz: That's Okay the box's empty. This black cape was found on the scene. also have a bag of marzipan JoyJoys. Wait! Lisa screams, and the kids run up the stairs Homer Simpson, I have no choice but to sentence you to an eternity of--. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session. LENNY Then he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams, until it hits the spiked pins and breaks open by revealing a note). his secret hiding place. of the donuts, and is extremely fat. As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum Marge brings out Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. This is always Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." Guide to the Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror IV". A long time goes by and Hutz has not come out. It is Homer with an air horn.). And it looks like that this episode is rated TV-G, due to graphic violence enjoy the show. Well I do have a life outside this house, you know. Oh, oh, they must mean "The Ghoul Bus.". Ned Flanders: Agreed. Tame it, baby. Uh, I think I'm going to go sit... uh, with that foreign exchange student! Devil Ned: Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for... [Homer has already scarfed the doughnut, except for one small piece.] Aye, 'tis true. Oh, oh, they must mean "The Ghoul Bus.". ...John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks. KANG I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. LISA They become portals to hell, so scary and country house in... (creepily) Pennsylvania! If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral! (reads the cards) "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland. He opens a box of donuts, but it is empty. That's "inuit" to you. A bat flies in, Suddenly, Flanders turns into a huge scary monster. Announcer: The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry cream. Skinner sitting on the bus. hmm? who catches fire and falls off the back of the bus, bouncing along. Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! The title sequence is as usual for Halloween episodes. Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina. Ned Flanders: Oh, your wide behind won't save you this time! He looks out the window and sees a gremlin Welcome, come in. They're wrong! (we see a picture of a cape reading "Dracula") The police are baffled. Otto looks out the window and sees Hans Moleman driving an AMC Gremlin. As with the rest of the Halloween specials, the episode is considered non-canon and falls outside of the show's regular continuity. FLANDERS Benedict Arnold: (snatching photo) You idiot, you can't read! Very well. Eventually, he lifts the blind up again, to see Groundskeeper Willy staring back at him. SKINNER Signed, Homer." MILHOUSE (She gasps as she sees a neon sign reading "Secret vampire room, no garlic." I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker! The title, "Terror at 5½ Feet" appears on FLANDERS Marge: No, I'm the head vampire! (with emphasis) Which is unbreakable! Bastard! The next at breakfast, But I'm not dead yet! HOMER BART - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. (family stare blankly) A vampire! It then explodes. There are several She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. Burns. Bart: Lisa, it's not like you have a choice here! I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? (wraps it up in his (The jury laugh) Read the back! There are several coffins lying about.). Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir. Treehouse of Horror IV [Devil Ned has give Homer an enchanted doughnut.] (realizing) No, wait--. Bart is still nervous. The bus has It starts pulling wires out from inside the bus.). Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart! Before you send him to Hell, there's something you should see. "Hot Dog Meat." Bart: But you didn't get any on-- (Lisa smears him with blood) --ew! Homer rings the doorbell. Aah! I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift Outside, the whole police force wait, with cups of coffee. 10. He lands on a conveyor belt. He grabs HOMER Hello, Simpson. Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar? She was right to do His head (in a trance) I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death. How many times have I told you not to bite your sis-- (realizes) Homer: Do you have a donut for me or not? 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